Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Grandmaster B Called: He Wants His Shtick Back

Joaquin Phoenix, as you may know, has decided that instead of trying to win awards for doing movies he will try to win awards by rapping.

Read that sentence again.

One more time.


(Not Phoenix, but you get the idea)

OK; obviously this means one of three things: Phoenix is secretly involved in a movie that will make Borat look like a flip book; he's has Jay-Z-like potential and wants the world to know it; or he's as crazy as Batman's entire rogue gallery.

Three guesses as to which option Chris Bucholz (from Cracked.com) chose.

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