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1. Notice how Ford is the only one of the Big Three not really scrambling here.
2. Don't look at me; blame GQ.
3. Trip to Africa revitalizes AIDS researchers.
4. Of course, not having a union helps that profit margin too.
5. If you're in California, odds are you're being fired today. Time for more Arnold Bucks!
6. Any story with the headline, "Dead teenage girl found in U.S. Army barracks" can't be good.