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1. Washington Redskins jump the gun yet again; if they're not in the Top Five in defense next season we can all conclude that impact players in the NFL work differently then, say, the NBA.
2. Of course she didn't watch the last quasi-SOTU speech; it's not directly affecting her husband anymore.
3. The Starbury Virus claims its first victim.
4. "According to a recently released study, alcohol consumption may increase the risk of cancer for women, but some local women said that the findings will not change their lives." Yeah; you show that cancer who's boss!
5. "Enhanced interrogation techniques" meant "torture," but the Senate just wants to make sure.
6. It's hard to say how losing a 34-year-old, 6'9" veteran rebounder who can't shoot really hurts the Cavaliers, especially when you consider the other players on their roster.