Around the Internets

1. Where thinking is replaced with magic.
2. University of Maryland ranked #47.
   
3. THE INTERNET.
4. Some pretty bad bosses.
   
5. Time wasn't on their side.
6. A corporation plans to run for a MD congressional seat.
7. The Magic and the Celtics still have some work to do.
8. John Edwards' mistress is trying to keep their sex tape from going viral.
9. If you know anyone holding any of these jobs, advise them to look for another one.