Not All Cops Are Bullies

Some of them have a heart.

Quote Of The Day

"Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world."

(h/t)

Cheap Impact

Now Fox Nation thinks Obama's building a bunker.

First Blood, NFL Variation

Jaguars fire Jack Del Rio.

The Bird's The Word

Quoth the Raven:

Ravens use their beaks and wings much like humans rely on our hands to make gestures, such as for pointing to an object, scientists now find.

This is the first time researchers have seen gestures used in this way in the wild by animals other than primates.

From the age of 9 to 12 months, human infants often use gestures to direct the attention of adults to objects, or to hold up items so that others can take them. These gestures, produced before children speak their first words, are seen as milestones in the development of human speech.

"Married...With Children" Was a Long time Ago

Happy 40th, Christina Applegate!

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1. That's certainly one way to collect child support.
2. Gumby's apparently hit some hard times.
3. Blame it on the staff.
4. Who'd thought Beyonce would be old enough to give advice?
5. Barney Frank to call it quits.
6. Warner to Tebow: live, don't talk, the testimony.
7. Chick-fil-A is being petty.
8. All eyes on Europe.
   

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1. 3rd-graders shouldn't be that big.
2. People aren't supposed to run other people over intentionally.
3. Tim Tebow isn't supposed to be winning games.
4. Oil isn't supposed to go up while people are trying to shop.
5. Wyclef shouldn't be misusing Haitian relief funds.
   

Around the Internets

1. "Pepper spray soon to be declared a vegetable."
2. Black Friday myths.
3. The black best friend maybe a new TV trope as well.
4. Well, what did he expect?
5. When watching your channel makes people even more misinformed, you should not continue to call what you do "news."
6. HA!
7. A meme is born; know it well.
8. Some reasons Google is cool.
   

$9.99 Doesn't Get You What It Used To...

As Daily Kos and TPM show, Herman Cain's downfall is pretty much complete.

I Want This In Movie Form, STAT!

The Money Chart

This is awesome.

DAMN.

If Our Congress Really Was a "Do-Nothing," We'd Be Better Off

(h/t Talking Points Memo)

Brutality of Police VS OWS Claims Life

A pregnant woman who was beaten during #OccupySeattle has miscarried.

George W. Bush Is Doing Something Good For The World

Doesn't mean he should get his face on Mt. Rushmore, but it's something positive.

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1. Another day, another Will and Jada rumor.
2. The "failure" is shared by all, Senator Kerry; but yeah, they hold the bulk of it.
3. Admitting it is the first step.
4. Rage against the political machine.
   
5. C'mon ladies: just make a show together.
   
6. Space battery.
7. At least he admits it.
8. As Patriots are prone to do.
9. New Florida "blind spot" ad is not for the faint at heart.
   

Karma Instant Breakfast

This is too rich to even describe; just read.

Quote Of The Day

"My body cannot physically handle that much 'post-90's network executive perception of what young people are like."

"Macduff," on the Ben 10/Generator Rex Crossover.

Around the Internets

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1. Batman "protects" a baby.
2. The heads at Easter Island are more than heads.
3. "iFirst Lady?"
4. I also question the timing.
5. Yet another "good hair" argument goes awry.
6. Making the most of being arrested, I guess.
7. This is why I miss DU's "Top Ten Conservative Idiots" so much.
8. I'm surprised Chris Sims didn't write this one.
   

Riddle Me This...

...if OWS is a fad comprised of trust fund anti-capitalist hippies, than why are some Wall Street groups spying on them, and why are some cops monitoring the churches that are temporarily housing them?

"Can't Take No Moore" OR "Ashton to Ashes"

Either way: they're getting divorced.

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1. Not all millionaires are greedy.
2. This doesn't help the teacher's unions.
3. Obama, Australia and China.
4. "I am an actor. I am an artist. I am a daughter. I am a sister. I am a partner. I have a past that some people may not agree with, but it does not define who I am. I will not live in fear of it."
5. Another day, another celebrity stalker.
   

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1. NASA keeps it moving.
2. Massachusetts takes a gamble.
3. The Orioles take a step forward by taking a step back.
4. Facebook tries to get a grip on porn.
5. Carmelo Anthony leads a lawsuit against the NBA (read: Commissioner Stern).
6. Post-park ouster, OWS considers their options.
   

A Brave Little Girl

Very brave.

COVE CITY, N.C. (AP) — A 9-year-old North Carolina girl pinned in a wrecked car for almost two days ate Pop-Tarts and Gatorade to help her survive the single-car crash that killed her father, police and relatives said on Monday.

Jordan Landon of Cove City was airlifted to a hospital Sunday night after rescue teams cut her out of the 1995 Chevrolet Monte Carlo that had been upside down in a culvert since Friday night, the North Carolina Highway Patrol said. Killed was 39-year-old Douglas Landon, police said.

Sgt. David Clifton called the girl "heroic" and that she was able to stay calm despite being trapped in the dark and cold. He says the girl was talkative and is expected to fully recover.

Voting For Obama Can Get You Fired

Quite possibly one of the few people who can blame the President for being unemployed, even if it had nothing to do with Obama's policies.

For The Wizards' Sake: Please Have An NBA Season!

Another day, another roadblock to having an NBA season. And while I agree that the players are being unjustly painted as the villains here, I have selfish reasons for these guys getting back on the court: namely, D.C.'s nightlife is conductive to unnecessary drama.

And seriously; Nick Young couldn't say, "Hey, this is my girlfriend?"

Scott Brown Officially Worried About Elizabeth Warren

He's going against his party on an appointment vote.

Tiki Barber Can't Get Married To Woman He Left His Wife For Because He's Still Married To The Woman He Left

He "second chance at love" is mirroring his "second chance at football."

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1. Coach blames video game for team's loss.
2. Get Well Soon, Erick Sermon.
3. Shorter New York Cops: "Protest-time's over, guys." (Flag on the play!)
   
4. The Supreme Court tackles health care.
5. About time on of these "Real Housewives" became a wife.
   

News Corp Spied On People Investigating The News Corp Spying Scandal

Stay classy.

Wolverine's Young Female Clone Babysits Mr. Fantastic's Genius Daughter & His Nigh-Powerful Son

Gotta love comics.

Quote Of The Day

"That's the dumbest thing I've ever read, and I've read All Star Batman and Robin."

-- Sam Factotum, responding to Frank Miller's anti-OWS statement.

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1. It says "Ex-porn star" people. And she was just reading. Don't be jealous because you weren't there.
2. Scott Olsen speaks.
3. Jets get thumped, but they're not through.
4. R.I.P., Evelyn H. Lauder.
5. Norwegian nutcase doesn't think he's guilty.
6. The NBA is entering negotiation overtime.
7. Soledad O'Brien, African-Americans, and technology.
8. Not much Obama can do, considering the amount of American debt China owns.
9. Apparently, there's a difference between "neo Nazi" and "neo Nazi terror cell" nowadays.
   

Around the Internets

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1. How do you know if you've had too much coffee?
2. Bad Drivers.
3. This meme takes me back.
4. Don't waste money on these home "improvements."
5. Heavy D facts.
6. Another example of Batman awesomeness.
7. Who better to do a Herman Cain spoof?
8. This will never become part of a military recruitment drive.
9. Fat Joe talks about "the Gay Mafia" owning hip-hop.
10. The Internet scams haven't gone away.
11. A theory on the McRib.
    

Jay-Z's Role In OWS

It doesn't look like he's helping.

A Really Sick Infographic

Some interesting things about workers calling sick.

Good Question

(via)

Not Just Penn State

This type of scandal has happened in other sports as well.

Sean Hannity Is Still Dumb

This joker thinks he can actually challenge an intelligent, resourceful lawyer accustomed to "gotcha!" questions.

These People Knew About Sandusky

It's bigger than just the football coach and university president.

White Collar Criminals You Should Never Forget

Fortunately, NewsOne has a list.

Kyla Pratt Has a Child

Now you know.

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1. Remember when you could go to a party and not worry about getting stabbed?
2. I find it some historical humor in that Greece and Italy control our (financial) fate right now.
3. Future post-humous Batman Villain.
4. Another day, another Paula breakdown.
5. Veterans need jobs too.
   

Fitting

Now that we know the name of the Tyler Perry movie Kim Kardashian will be playing in, it makes the whole ordeal more delicious.

Al Franken Gives GOP a History Lesson Regarding Marriage

It's a shame that one of our smartest Senators is looked upon by some as just a comic who lucked into politics.

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1. Haynesworth gets another job.
2. Paterno and Spanier are out at Penn State...but the investigation is ongoing.
3. Where Italy goes...
   

Another Potential Batman Villian...From WWII Paris

He was a doctor, then became a serial killer. That sounds so familiar.

R.I.P., Bill Keane

The creator of the comic strip "Family Circus" was 89.

For The Greater Good

Penn State's Joe Paterno plans on stepping down by the end of the season. The University president (who apparently has either more of a conscious or is getting more pressure) is leaving sooner.

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1. Still no basketball.
2. Iran is apparently next on the list.
3. Mariah Carey goes back to her performer weight.
4. Old woman catches big fish.
5. An Oriole dodges a bullet that someone else didn't.
6. That was close...
   

R.I.P., Heavy D

The much-admired "Overweight Lover" was 44.

The 'Skins Did One Thing Right...

..and that was letting Albert Haynesworth go before he totally sunk the team's defense. New England released their dead weight today. Of course, the guy did get some money before he left Washington, but that's the price to pay for getting rid of a potential locker room poison.

Fox News Defines "Poor"

If you have a house, car, TV and/or VCR then apparently you should not complain about your financial hardships. Of course, without a job that can pay for that house and car -not to mention food and medical care- you'll probably lose all four, and that's not even getting into couples and families who have other expenses.

Oh, yeah, and there's also the fact that the housing crisis -the one that many of the banks these guys are protesting were major players in- put a lot of people out of their homes.

Picture This: Political Double Standards Regarding African-Americans

(h/t Media Matters)

That's One Way Of Changing The Voting Block...

...sterilize the voters. Shouldn't conservatives look at this as "pre-abortion?"

America's Financial Problems Summed Up In Cool Charts

Me likely.

Your Money's No Good Here

A mom had enough money to buy groceries, but because it was quarters, she was refused.

Around the Internets

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1. Our mind plays tricks on us.
2. Michael Moore talks about Occupy Oakland.
3. Attractive people make more money.
4. Why are people Occupying Wall Street?
5. One reason why (1) less people are going to college and (2) those who do go end up graduating with so much debt.
   

If You Think You Know A Thing or Two About Abortions...

...read this first.

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1. Python eats deer...whole.
   
2. I really thought the "I'm carrying Justin Bieber's love child" story would have come sooner in his career.
   
3. How many times are people going to be fooled by an Onion story?
4. Labor backs "Occupy Oakland."
5. It's all Greek to me.
6. Joe Corzine has some questions to answer.
7. Selling the Dodgers.
   

Why The "All Americans Are Really the 1%" Argument Is Out of Context

Media Matters explains.

How the GOP Treats Black Republicans Vs Just About Every Other Type of Black Person

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Scarlett Johansson: About Those Photos...

Can't say I'm surprised.

Riddle Me This

If the American Right believes that OWS really have nothing to complain about and should just get a job, does that mean they should (1) acknowledge what the Obama Administration has done for the job market, and/or support (2) support Obama's push for turning unemployment around?

The Shaq/Kobe Beef Never Really Died

Just in case you were wondering.

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1. Sad end for a young athlete.
2. Some soldiers still have a problem with that "hearts and minds" thing.
3. Lebanon and Syria point fingers.
4. This was either steroid-induced, psychological, or someone's experiment gone awry.