Saturday, April 07, 2012

Around the Internets

  1. "Jesus, when your kid starts fantasizing about suicide-bombing the local bully, don't run to the crayon box to turn it into a heartfelt children's book; call the therapist and start putting locks on the scissors."
  2. "I guess we better unzip him and let the real Mitt Romney out because he is not!"
  3. "He couldn’t get up (erection). Well he got up, but he couldn’t get up."
  4. "When Ronnie Reagan spoke code in 1981 I knew exactly what he meant. He said we would have a service economy." 
  5. "Essentially, what he was saying was, "The idiot cocksuckers on the right have been huffing on the bone of 'unelected judges' outrage for years now whenever their shit was at stake, like, say, DOMA. Now that someone else's shit is at stake, all of a sudden 'unelected judges' are good shepherds of the Constitution. You're a bunch of hypocritical fucks. Go fuck yourselves." That last part might be a bit of a stretch, but mostly, that was it. It was calling out motherfuckers for fucking their mothers. It wasn't addressed to the court. It was addressed to conservatives." 
  6. "Yeah; right there."



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