Quote Of The Day

As Stewart always points out, no other "news" network functions the way Fox does.

Fox and Friends opens with some new idiotic story about something bad from a liberal.

Megan Kelly picks it up and bashes someone over the head over it.

**Shep Smith ducks and covers while he whimpers out the voice of reason on the subject**

Neil Cavuto then brings up the issue and make some snide remark about the people involved.

Beck then claims the world is ending because the liberal thing happened, and tells us to do some esoteric vague action that isn't what it seems...then tells us to buy gold.

Bret Baier lets his mostly conservative panel pound a liberal over it.

Then O'Reilly brings on a faux liberal like Colmes or Williams to give the impression he's having a discussion when, in reality, he's letting a windbag like Crowley blabber on with some talking point. Then he calls everyone who disagrees with him a pinhead.

Then Hannity comes on and let's his panel say whatever the want about the subject, and repeats, ad nauseum, the same baloney about how anti-American and unpatriotic "The Anointed One" really is.

Then Greta puts on an Oprah-esque performance with someone giving their take on the story in a folksy way.

Then the idiots on Red Eye engage the story in the stylings of Dennis Miller.

Then it starts all over again the next day...usually with the same story unless some other outrageous liberal "thing" has happened.

-- "epichuntarz," On Fox News standard news distribution formula.