Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Daddy's Boy

If it weren't for John Huntsman's father, he wouldn't have been in the race for as long as he was.

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Southern White Woman Asks President Obama To Do "A Jig"

Mitch McConnell Is a Fucking Liar

This guy has the nerve to say that Obama "got everything he wanted from a compliant for two of those three years" he was president. That is bullshit. In fact, one commenter points out that McConnell & Co. sent Harry Reid a "fuck you" letter pretty much saying the exact opposite.

The man has threatened to block nominees. He said that having a debt deal would require Obama to get out of office. He was happy to see the American Auto Industry sink. He was (and still is) against health care reform.

Mitch McConnell does not care about legislation or governing; he wants Obama out of the White House. And he's spent his entire time in the Senate working to achieve that goal.

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"When Your Room Looks Kind Of Weird, & You Wish That You Weren't There...

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Monday, January 30, 2012

Props To Ice-T

Hey, It Worked Back In My Day


The Subtle Art of Wooing a Lady -- powered by Cracked.com

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  1. Any excuse to talk about Shakira, really.
  2. "I am extremely uncomfortable with the extended use of my personal image in this political ad. I do not want my role as a journalist compromised for political gain by any campaign."
  3. The terrorist blame-game.
  4. Catholics and contraception.
  5. To me, the biggest revelation in this story is that they own part of the 76ers.

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Sunday, January 29, 2012

The Online Version Of Locking Themselves In Their Room

Annoying parents are driving teens towards Twitter (weren't they already there following celebrities?).

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Around the Internets


  1. Amber Rose makes more news regarding her ex (Kanye). 
  2. I may have to buy this comic
  3. Disney star gives up Twitter for awhile.
  4. Dress properly for your interview.
  5. In case you didn't understand the mindset of the Tea Party (h/t to dave). 
  6. Mitt Romney Income Calculator.
  7. James O'Keefe isn't that bright.

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Friday, January 27, 2012

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Wednesday, January 25, 2012

If Hanna Barbera Ever Had Their Own Version of a "Justice League" or "Avengers," It Would Be These Guys

The Cool Thing About Kim Kardashian...

...is that there is a slight chance that because she gets Google Alerts about herself she might think this post is some lengthy, upbeat endorsement of her as a person and a celebrity.

On the off chance she is reading this: Kim, I think you should consider taking up art collecting, if you're not already. Good luck!

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Mitt Romney's Doing Laundry

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

For Those Who Thought The SOTU Speech Would Be All About "Fairness"

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Monday, January 23, 2012

"Reagan Populist Conservative"

Newt Gingrich is a politician who chooses his words very carefully. That "populist" in "Reagan populist conservative" is meant to attract independents. The "Reagan" is for old-school Republicans. And we all know what the "conservative" stands for (especially after his romp in South Carolina).

We should also know to be very cautious when a Republican labels themselves a "[fill in the blank] conservative" like George W. Bush ("compassionate conservative") did.

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Sunday, January 22, 2012

Around the Internets

  1. Sleep better.
  2. Hanging out with the cast off "Red Tails."
  3. Zooey Deschanel gets a surprise message.
  4. Scrub, bum...it's all the same.

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Friday, January 20, 2012

R.I.P., Etta James

Thursday, January 19, 2012

The Wizards May Not Be That Good, But

I can say they'll never be so bad that they'll lose by 102 points.

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Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Some Info About SOPA

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  1. Palin unknowingly torpedoes Gingrich. 
  2. Please don't stuff your kids. 
  3. Anyone missing a head in Hollywood?

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Monday, January 16, 2012

The Content Of Their Character

A State Rep. from Georgia who wanted welfare recipients to take drug tests was arrested for a DUI this past Friday.

Just another example of, "Whatever they're against, they're probably guilty of doing it themselves."

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Sunday, January 15, 2012

If Mitt Romney Believes That "Corporations Are People," And His Business Activities Have Gotten Rid Of Some Corporations, Then...

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Friday, January 13, 2012

Picture This: What Our "Two Sides Have Equal Value" Mindset Has Gotten Us

Establishment Republicans To The Tea Party/Conservative Base: "Shut The Fuck Up And Vote For Romney!"




The rallying has begun. While some haven't picked a side yet, other more prominent figures in the GOP are telling the GOP base and the upstart Tea Party that Mitt Romney and his Bain experiences are off-limits. And may God help you if you are Newt Gingrich or Rick Perry, who see themselves as advocates for those two groups.

As Rachel states, this re-enactment of the 2008 GOP primary is also questioning the power of the Tea Party. They seemed to be formidable back in 2009, and according to the political pundits they were the force behind the GOP re-taking the House in 2010. But so far, they have had little-to-no influence on the GOP candidate, and some want it to stay that way. And if we learned anything about GOP politics since 2000, it's that when Rush and Fox News has spoken, the dissenters eventually fall in line.

As the months slog on, watch for talk that Romney is the most conservative Republican since Ronald Reagan to hit critical, while the Tea Party whines into obscurity.

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Wednesday, January 11, 2012

An FBI File Say Wu-Tang Clan Did Illegal Things

Seriously? Anyone who has listened to any of their albums could have discovered that.

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Picture This: Smokey The Bear Has Done a 180

Fox News Is Aligning With Mitt Romney

Quote Of The Day

"My view is, you write what you believe to be the truth."

-- Pat Buchanan, on him being fired over writing a new book (that is at best controversial and at worst purely racist).

There is so many problems with this way of thinking, the least being the implication that having actual facts to back up your beliefs isn't that necessary.

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Is TPM Trying To Send a Message?

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Tuesday, January 10, 2012

In Case You're Thinking Of Donating Your Body To Science, Keep In Mind That There Is a Weight Limit

The preferred range is between 170lbs and 300lbs. Any thinner or fatter and you'll be rejected.

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  1. Coachella 2012.
  2. "We can't speculate at this point whether or not they were conscious ... but we do know they were alive during the time of the fire."
  3. "It's very painful for my family that he was released. When he killed her, she had a 3-year-old daughter and a 9-year-old son, who have been raised by my other sister. It's a shame before God. It's almost like you kill somebody and nobody cares."
  4. Up in smoke.
  5. Next, in Future Batman Villain News...
  6. Meanwhile, in Vietnam...

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Mitt Romney Is The Personification Of Years Of GOP Policies

And now that their policies have taken own a human form, they seem to hate him. John Stewart explains:

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Monday, January 09, 2012

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Saturday, January 07, 2012

Around The Internets

Friday, January 06, 2012

She Might Not Be Amused

Director Fondles His Sister's (via Adoption) Trangendered Son In a Public Gym

Thursday, January 05, 2012

New Years Resolutions, Comics-Style

Time To Vet Rick Santorum

Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry Are Two Separate, Unique Individuals

There is nothing -I repeat- nothing they have in common.

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All You Need To Know About Fox News

The Peanuts Are Back!

Well, kinda. Still cool though.

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Keith Olbermann May Be On His Way Out Of Current TV

Sad, really. Other than his stubbornness and refusal to vote, he seems like a decent person.

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Wednesday, January 04, 2012

I'm Beginning To Think That Conservative Bloggers Don't Like Michelle Obama

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