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If it weren't for John Huntsman's father , he wouldn't have been in the race for as long as he was.

Sigh .

This guy has the nerve to say that Obama " g ot everything he wanted from a compliant for two of those three years " he was president. That is bullshit . In fact, one commenter points out that McConnell & Co. sent Harry Reid a "fuck you" letter pretty much saying the exact opposite. The man has threatened to block nominees . He said that having a debt deal would require Obama to get out of office . He was happy to see the American Auto Industry sink . He was (and still is) against health care reform . Mitch McConnell does not care about legislation or governing; he wants Obama out of the White House. And he's spent his entire time in the Senate working to achieve that goal.

just close your eyes and make believe, and you can be anywhere !"

Canada, Olympics and health care play a part here . I blame the existence of Jar-Jar Binks . Or maybe people are made that they took the name from an X-Men comic. When the host of a show on Comedy Central can boast about having a SuperPac ...

His documentary will now be seen world-wide .

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Any excuse to talk about Shakira , really. "I am extremely uncomfortable with the extended use of my personal image in this political ad . I do not want my role as a journalist compromised for political gain by any campaign." The terrorist blame-game . Catholics and contraception . To me, the biggest revelation in this story is that they own part of the 76ers.

Annoying parents are driving teens towards Twitter (weren't they already there following celebrities?).

Amber Rose makes more news regarding her ex (Kanye).  I may have to buy this comic .  Disney star gives up Twitter for awhile. Dress properly for your interview. In case you didn't understand the mindset of the Tea Party (h/t to dave ).  Mitt Romney Income Calculator . James O'Keefe isn't that bright .

More money, more problems . Hold your horses . ( pic via ) Mitt and Newt are still going at it.  Not really part of your balanced breakfast .

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...is that there is a slight chance that because she gets Google Alerts about herself she might think this post is some lengthy, upbeat endorsement of her as a person and a celebrity. On the off chance she is reading this: Kim, I think you should consider taking up art collecting, if you're not already. Good luck!

And he doesn't look comfortable doing it , either.

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Money for nothing . No more rose-kissing . Why were people against stem cell research again ?

Newt Gingrich is a politician who chooses his words very carefully . That "populist" in "Reagan populist conservative" is meant to attract independents. The "Reagan" is for old-school Republicans. And we all know what the "conservative" stands for (especially after his romp in South Carolina). We should also know to be very cautious when a Republican labels themselves a "[fill in the blank] conservative" like George W. Bush (" compassionate conservative ") did.

Sleep better . Hanging out with the cast off "Red Tails." Zooey Deschanel gets a surprise message . Scrub, bum... it's all the same .

The performer was 72 .

I can say they'll never be so bad that they'll lose by 102 points .

Some athletes just don't know when to quit . Sounds like ...voter fraud? /snark Who really pays their fair share of taxes nowdays ? Warren Buffett is a man of his word . Tea Party Platform ? When Obama has problems with independents , liberals tend to worry. More on " Captain Coward ." Meanwhile, in Texas ...

A very informative video .

Palin unknowingly torpedoes Gingrich.  Please don't stuff your kids.  Anyone missing a head in Hollywood?

A State Rep. from Georgia who wanted welfare recipients to take drug tests was arrested for a DUI this past Friday . Just another example of, "Whatever they're against, they're probably guilty of doing it themselves."

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( pic via ) Common vs Drake . Before she goes away completely, a..." look " back at Lindsay Lohan's "career." Don't go to work if you're sick .   Would you clone your dog? If so, how much would you spend ? Termites forced this celebrity's ex to tear down home . Bad drivers are all around us . From the "Duh" Files . Facebook afterlife .

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Visit msnbc.com for breaking news , world news , and news about the economy The rallying has begun . While some haven't picked a side yet , other more prominent figures in the GOP are telling the GOP base and the upstart Tea Party that Mitt Romney and his Bain experiences are off-limits. And may God help you if you are Newt Gingrich or Rick Perry , who see themselves as advocates for those two groups. As Rachel states, this re-enactment of the 2008 GOP primary is also questioning the power of the Tea Party. They seemed to be formidable back in 2009, and according to the political pundits they were the force behind the GOP re-taking the House in 2010. But so far, they have had little-to-no influence on the GOP candidate, and some want it to stay that way . And if we learned anything about GOP politics since 2000, it's that when Rush and Fox News has spoken, the dissenters eventually fall in line. As the months slog on, watch for talk that Romney is the most conservative ...

Seriously ? Anyone who has listened to any of their albums could have discovered that.

Gotta love those Cracked.com Photoshop contests !

They tell his advisers that they're "all in" and warn Rick Perry to stay in line .

"My view is, you write what you believe to be the truth." -- Pat Buchanan , on him being fired over writing a new book (that is at best controversial and at worst purely racist). There is so many problems with this way of thinking, the least being the implication that having actual facts to back up your beliefs isn't that necessary.

Their two current top stories are about a South Carolina lawyer accusing the DOJ of being biased towards white people and a white supremacist warning his followers against trusting women .

Funny how few people complain about these types of marriages . Kobe doesn't let a wrist injury stop him from being Kobe. Bomb, bomb, bomb ...bomb bomb Iran. Pardon-Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !

The preferred range is between 170lbs and 300lbs . Any thinner or fatter and you'll be rejected.

Coachella 2012 . "We can't speculate at this point whether or not they were conscious ... but we do know they were alive during the time of the fire ." " It's very painful for my family that he was released . When he killed her, she had a 3-year-old daughter and a 9-year-old son, who have been raised by my other sister. It's a shame before God. It's almost like you kill somebody and nobody cares." Up in smoke . Next, in Future Batman Villain News ... Meanwhile , in Vietnam...

And now that their policies have taken own a human form, they seem to hate him. John Stewart explains: The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Get More: Daily Show Full Episodes , Political Humor & Satire Blog , The Daily Show on Facebook

This ain't good . What's in a name ? Tebow power . Spielberg makes a good decision . No white House for him .

Yeah, not all movies understand the moral lesson they try to teach .  She can say this because she has championships .  Keep an eye on these items .  Re: Redskins; What Oliver said .  I'm not much for blind items, but this one has my curiosity peaked .  Not only is the Bible violent , it is also sexy and badass .   No more Mountain Dew for me !

The body of a dead teen was found on the Queen's property .

Hollywood, Everybody !

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There is nothing -I repeat- nothing they have in common.

They think Politico is left-wing .

Well, kinda . Still cool though.

Sad, really . Other than his stubbornness and refusal to vote, he seems like a decent person.

Them hunches, I tell ya .

Zom-Bees ! Mitt Romney wins Iowa by a hair . Be active, get better grades . Meteors ! In "Future Batman Villain" news ... Low protein can be tricky .