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It ain't Burger King, Checkers or Wendy's .

Lay off the chocolate bunnies , OK?

If you think social media won't have an impact on your relationship, than check this out . Ever wonder how the 1% operate ? Are you being defined by your Facebook likes ? Good quotes for leaders-in-training .  The time Lois Lane became a Black woman ; it involves "plastimold" and "transformoflux." Who knew that l ooking at pictures of sick people while you're sick yourself can help you get better ? A turning point in TV news . Some quotes in leadership .

Between Twitter and phones, there doesn't seem to be much use for it .

The school has basically said, " We can't stop this 'White Student Union' group from existing ." I wonder if they're aware that the WSU is planing on patrolling the streets to find and stop "black predators."

H/t to Jezebel .

Sweet Jesus on a pogo stick; the nerve of some people .

He travels and fouls with reckless abandon yet rarely gets called for it, and he whines like a baby when things don't go his way. Despite the downplaying of the Heat's winning streak, i t's obvious that it meant something to the guy . But instead of complaining about the officiating, he should just accept that teams are going to target him because he's currently the best player in the NBA and he's on the best team in the NBA.

They can be cool , but even the temporary ones carry a risk .And that's not to say that the real ones are any safer .

Republicans complain about the effects of the Sequester . I'm tempted to make a Tumbler about Republicans who change their mind about issues after it gets personal. I mean serious, is it that hard to think about the well-being and/or happiness of people who you don't know, work with or are related to?

College professor gets blackmailed for exposing his inner pervert, commits suicide . UPDATE: The accused is denying it . Sounds like firing people and treating the ones who stay like crap hasn't been the best business model for Wal-Mart . People are stealing hair weaves . The Celtics could use a little luck .

We're officially through the looking glass: The Tea Party thinks that Fox News has become too liberal . That's like the Red Skull accusing Lex Luthor of being too heroic.  "Entitlement Program" myths . Looks like the Red Sox are far removed from their championship days. Another day, another threat from North Korea (someone call Dennis Rodman!). The Powerball winner emerges . The last things anyone needs is their lawyer over-billing them for services.

Via Comics Alliance .

T hanks for making me feel ancient, Chive ! LOL

Apparently the suburbs are beginning to experience what poverty is , which is going to double-suck for those in college or with a child in college because that group tends to be too prideful to accept handouts .

Guilty ! You'd be surprised who drinks more in a marriage. When the boss catches you buying stuff online . Two Supreme Court Justices go at it . Why do guys cheat ? I think it's safe to say that the media coverage for the Steubenville trial could have been more objective.  They should just stop selling Elmo dolls for awhile ; like a year or two.  Miley Cyrus will do anything to distract people from her relationship issues. Single moms get blamed for everything , don't they?

Via Chive .

Could bee venom be the answer ?

If you have been shaving your pubic area(s), you may want to consider stopping . A potential shooting avoided ...thinks to a quick-thinking roommate.

Looks like the Today Show host can't catch a break . I'm of two minds here; if the rumors (that he cheats on his wife and has worked to get people like Ann Curry fired) are true, screw him. If not, well, I feel sorry for the guy but I think it is time the show brings in new blood.

Mobb Deep + Super Mario = this . I guess Sheryl Sandberg wants people to like her? Definitely not a candidate for "Mom of the Year." Adam Carolla continues to shame himself . How do you know you're a horrible boss ? Improve your abs . Separate the fact from fiction in these celebrity deaths.  Funny how your "no excuses" attitude changes when you have children .

Here's fifty sayings and proverbs to use . I would've posted this on St. Patrick's Day, but odds are you would have been either drinking, sleeping or praying (is is technically on Sunday).

The 1st Lady wants CEOs to hire more veterans . Naughty, naughty . Elizabeth Warren is not slowing down . The Irish have a saying ...

Worse for you  than smoking ? Yikes. How the sequestration will impact military students .

Do not use Twitter to piss off a boxer who is willing to hunt you down .

People react to McDonald's Fish McBites and they're not loving it .

Good point . Recognize a loser before you get to involved . What basketball players really make . Online voting rarely works in your favor . Guess her age . Go on; guess! Yes; Back To The Future told us many a lie .

Apparently some people in NYC aren't taking a liking to these anti-teen pregnancy ads . I say if the goal is to scare some 13-to-19-year olds from having unprotected sex, then keep it coming. If the goal is to "slut-shame" teen moms, then the tone needs to change. (Personally, I think the ads are speaking to the former group, and not the later.)

Yikes.

Lifehacker explains .

The White House breaks down the Sequester by state (hopefully by now this will not be relevant).  Why looser gun laws won't help women . I didn't know a rape victim could be accused of "intimidating" their attacker .  You better believe in karma . Some try for the Mile-High club; others the "fleshy mattress." Survey ( no longer ) says... 

Awesome-sauce .