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Since you're not going to really apologize and you've decided to argue an "openly living in unrepentant sin" angle, when will you begin condemning all of the other athletes who are having sex before marriage, using drugs, abusing their significant others and drinking heavily? I think most people already know the answer.

Do you know how old the Disney Princesses are ? Cracked has has some creepy lists as of late . Add a little more MacGyver to your day. Women can know knit their own boyfriends ... ... not that men haven't given women a reason to do something like that. It only takes 90 seconds for the interviewer to figure out if they want to hire you. Want to learn how to be more successful ?  Hopefully these costumes will make it into the next movie.  Work on this and you should ace your interview.

Pretty darn cool .

Most people don't know anything about the country (like most of it's people are descended from North Caucasus).

The suspect behind the Boston Marathon Bombing has been charged , and the surviving victims are dealing with the costs ( in every sense of the word ). Two young entrepreneurs invent an anti-malaria soap .  Chris Evans goes back on ice, so to speak .

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Her name is Alison Brie ; you might have heard of her. Anyone looking for a new webcomic to follow? I guess we'll know where Teen Mom will be located next season.  The " Pretty Brown Girl " doll project. Unemployment in Black America .  You wouldn't believe the things people have tried to patent .

"Making marriage your goal (instead of, say, happiness! Or compatibility!) is like saving up all your money to buy a really expensive lottery ticket." -- Linday West, in this Jezebel post .

Just setting the record straight.

Here's my take: if you're OK with your state/county/district/town banning books, than you shouldn't get all huffy about gun restriction in the least. And if you're best comeback is, "Books aren't guaranteed in the Constitution!" then you're completely missing the point. A world where we can shoot anyone with anything but can't read Catcher in the Rye is a twisted world.

These parasites are what we would call "control freaks." Plus, snails eat poop. Color affects your spending .  Dirty dentist may be responsible for spreading diseases/viruses.  Mad mom may have killed infant for insurance money. It appears that factions of the Bush Administration were fighting each other over Iraq's oil.  The only difference is : one's about toys, the other has zombies.  Only in a world of celebrities would anyone think this woman is fat.

Replace the word 'marriage' with 'contract', and you see how ridiculous the argument against same sex marriage really is: "Contracts between a man and a man or a woman and a woman threatens traditional contracts between a single man and a single woman. Once you allow contracts between people of the same sex, what's next? A woman entering a contract with a dog in a state that recognizes animals as sentient beings? A man entering a business contract with a minor without their guardian's consent?" -- "spookymoster," from this Gawker story on Ben Cardin. 

Good info-graphic that cuts out the unnecessary fat.

Via the lovely people over at DU .

There's no doubt that the guy has made money by making movies to satisfy a niche Hollywood barely wants to acknowledge, but his latest effort into the world of drama/suspense appears to be somewhere between anvilicious camp to a dangerously distorted view of women and faith .

The late great film critic liked films that some people have all but dismissed .

McDonald's thinks that using green-colored wrapping will be enough to fool people into thinking that they sell healthy food. California has the most millionaires and other tax facts . Represent your block . Things to consider when buying a house at a young age . Bill O'Reilly has had some difficulty dealing with the eventual acceptance of marriage equality.   There's a reason you can get arrested with a blood alcohol level of 0.08%.  According to GQ, guys should be wearing this .  If their magazine is any indication , the NRA has been living in a world full of paranoia.   You've probably eaten some of these things whether you want to admit it or not.

When some sicko is going after your daughter on Facebook, you just don't take that lying down .

Rick Ross is still feeling the heat; this time it's from Talib Kewli . Google wants you to Blink . Baldness may be in indicator for something worse. Of course he's an Ex-Wizard player. There's a price for Kony . Craigslist Murder Trial concludes.

Sure, why not get financial advice from hip-hop lyrics ?

There's a lot of things orbiting the gun debate that people don't know, but should .

Cab drivers and bribes . Very strange double murder in Texas .

As Erica Mena has painstakingly proven with this video . Yikes. (Seriously; she can be a model or actress in a soap opera and still make some decent cash. Just stay away from the studio.)

* The Governor is getting a little tired making all of these rest stops ( pic via ). * Coming as a person who is a die-hard LOST fan (I watched all six seasons with glee; in fact, I started re-watching them since last week), I can understand disappointment. Granted, my disappointed with LOST differed greatly compared to those who expected every friggin' secret to be revealed, but what can I say? I'm a cat who walks his own path. Anyway, I think my experience in "Shows With An Unrealistic Premise Using Realistic Characters" is pretty established, which is why I'm confused at all the early-bird hate over the Season 3 Finale of The Walking Dead. Did we get an epic, Mano-y-Mano fight worthy  of Stephen King's "The Stand?" Did the romances fans have fervently tried to ship come to fruition? Did things get wrapped up in a nice bow, so we can prepare to speculate the potential awesomeness that would surely be Season 4? Hell no. But look at w

Beating women is "badong." Thanks, Chris...and we're glad you realized that beating up women is wrong before things went too far. Otherwise, you'd be on TV during your album release saying things like this: