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Long Story = Short: Mom lost memory; Princess Diana decides to "jog" it as only she knows how . And this, Ladies & Gentlemen, is the Wonder Woman we should see on the big screen,

And here I was hoping that Comics Alliance would get to recap it a la "Smallville."

Eric A. Diaz from Geekscape expalins why .

Look: I think JLH is a nice person, a decent actor and, yes, very attractive. But she's 5'2" ; way too short to be Wonder Woman (assuming it's true she wants the role). Wonder Woman is an Amazon. Amazons are tall . That's why I made height a criteria in my list of potentials for a possible Wonder Woman movie .

For being DC Comic's most recognizable female character, WW has been given the cinematic shaft for a long time. We've seen two incarnations of Lois Lane and countless Bat-groupies, but not one decent pitch for the Amazon in the big screen. And we're talking about a character who made armored underwear cool waaay before anyone heard of Princess Leia. So here's one humble man's suggestion for any future casting of the Wonder Woman movie. I really have three rules for casting: she has to be at least 5'10", under 45 and attractive enough to pass for a princess. Sandrine Holt - Age: 36, Height: 5'10", Relevant Movie/TV Roles: Resident Evil: Apocalypse & Mutant X Pros : She's played both a (doomed) reporter and a person with superpowers, so if she can play both, she's a shoe-in. Plus she's probably the least-known actress on this list, so they can two movies out of her cheap. Cons : While D.C. isn't as star-crazy as Marvel when it co...

How can someone as famous (and powerful) as Wonder Woman have such a sucky rogue's gallery ? Makes me appreciate the Bruce Tim Universe so much more.

Bar Refaeli : She's 5'9" and from these pics can go from sexy to dorky to ass-kicking in no time flat. Don't sleep on her, Warner Bros. You already screwed up by losing Joss Whedon.

And you want to get a sense of how it went down, well...I'll let Superman and Wonder Woman demonstrate. The Man of Steel plays the role of Obama, and the Amazon Princess plays Clinton.