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Alexa Ray Joel follows in both of her parent's footsteps .

"Obviously, nobody wants to watch a bunch of muscley men jump on top of each other in tight shiny pants and slap each other on the ass if it’s going to be interrupted by a bunch of gay shit." -- The Editors from Poorman, on the hypocrisy of which commercials are being allowed to be shown during the Superbowl .

David Spade would never have agreed to do the damn commercial if he thought it was in bad taste.

Now that the types of beers everyone had has been revealed, the beer companies can take full advantage (like their not thinking about it). They could make tags like: Bud Light : The beer for Change. Buckler's : It'll get ya talkin'...whether you wanted to or not. Sam Adams Light : A Light Beer for a Light Sentence. Blue Moon : An arresting flavor that won't let you go.

R.I.P.; Billy Mays .

Best McDonald's commercial ever: Reminds me when Budweiser and Skittles ran those weird-yet-amusing commercials a few years back.

I want a camera like that: