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If it weren't for John Huntsman's father , he wouldn't have been in the race for as long as he was.

Sigh .

This guy has the nerve to say that Obama " g ot everything he wanted from a compliant for two of those three years " he was president. That is bullshit . In fact, one commenter points out that McConnell & Co. sent Harry Reid a "fuck you" letter pretty much saying the exact opposite. The man has threatened to block nominees . He said that having a debt deal would require Obama to get out of office . He was happy to see the American Auto Industry sink . He was (and still is) against health care reform . Mitch McConnell does not care about legislation or governing; he wants Obama out of the White House. And he's spent his entire time in the Senate working to achieve that goal.

just close your eyes and make believe, and you can be anywhere !"

Canada, Olympics and health care play a part here . I blame the existence of Jar-Jar Binks . Or maybe people are made that they took the name from an X-Men comic. When the host of a show on Comedy Central can boast about having a SuperPac ...

His documentary will now be seen world-wide .

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Any excuse to talk about Shakira , really. "I am extremely uncomfortable with the extended use of my personal image in this political ad . I do not want my role as a journalist compromised for political gain by any campaign." The terrorist blame-game . Catholics and contraception . To me, the biggest revelation in this story is that they own part of the 76ers.

Annoying parents are driving teens towards Twitter (weren't they already there following celebrities?).

Amber Rose makes more news regarding her ex (Kanye).  I may have to buy this comic .  Disney star gives up Twitter for awhile. Dress properly for your interview. In case you didn't understand the mindset of the Tea Party (h/t to dave ).  Mitt Romney Income Calculator . James O'Keefe isn't that bright .