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A lot of bad guys (and probably some not-so-bad guys) are gonna die .

Here's a pretty decent breakdown of the circus that is currently Halle Berry's love life. And who knew her fiance could box ?

It's been awhile, huh? A big chunk of Massachusetts stands to loose if the "fiscal cliff" isn't addressed. These teachers are just getting naughtier and naughtier . Some people should not be parents . " I'm about $24,000 in the hole for a degree I can't use ."

I wish I was lying .

H/t to Democratic Underground .

Mitt Romney is pumping his own gas now . Wu-Tang's GZA: hip-hop aid to higher-education . Figure out what mortgage works best for you. Traci Lord makes sexy music . No; Obama is not having sex with her (although she is attractive). The Clippers are actually good this season so of course they're having problems . I wanna watch the third Blade movie all over again .

Yep; 2 this Week! One reason why Dwight Eisenhower was probably the last great legitimate Republican president . Gather the kids around because I bet they never heard of these (disturbing) "fairy tale" stories . Robert Reich says the focus should be on jobs .

From TPM: The website that refused to believe in the 2012 presidential election polling data has now spawned a website that refuses to believe in the vote count .

A dead Teddy Roosevelt beats up a bear. Why do you ask?

I don't agree with Cornel West 100% on this, but I don't 100% disagree either . I would add that he's acting more like Malcolm X than MLK in his analogy. RZA on his movie, and how his life brought him to this point .  Sweet Jesus .  Franchise actresses unite .   " The Minority Majority ."  Lose that belly fat . Lee Atwater on tape .   Learn to shake hands properly .  I'm not much of a flirt anyways.  Michael Bay may have ruined some childhood memories, but you can't say he doesn't occasionally look at the bigger picture .