Maybe We Weren't Clear the First Time

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Apparently, "Stay the Course" really means "Adapting to Win."



I think the White House needs to be more honest with their strategies/slogans. How about mixing some of our most famous ones? If you think about it, these can still apply:

1. Stay and Run: As in "stay in Iraq and run from the bombs."

2. Cut the Course: Liberate part of Iraq, let the Iraqi government handle the rest (currently happening).

3. Adapting the Course: This is actually a political strategy, and an explanation of how we came from "WMDs" to "Saddam was an evil dictator" to "bin Laden wants us to lose in Iraq."

4. Adapting to Run: A complete and utter pullout (Bush will only do this if a Democrat wins the 2008 election).

5. Stay and Win: Just stick around and hope the enemy gets bored. The bloodiest option.

6. Cutting to Win: Bring troops home; declare victory anyway (Bush will only do this if impeachment crops up).

Any other slogans/strategies?

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