Please, Lindsay Lohan, Run for Public Office!

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After Katherine Harris' exit from the limelight that is politics, I was thinking that there's a void that needs to be filled: the train wreck candidate.

Since Hollywood is full of trainwrecks, let me nominate Lindsay Lohan as Harris' replacement. Someone needs to get this young woman to run for something. Mayor, alderwoman, county exec, anything.

Why? Well check this out, courtesy of TMZ.com:

Lindsay Lohan flipped out when she saw Jessica Biel at an event in L.A. the other night, because Jessica's assistant used to work for the freckled phenom – until a few months ago, when she quit.Page Six reports that Lohan, upon seeing Biel and the woman at the GQ Men of the Year awards, screamed, "If she stays, I'm outta here! I can't look at that girl!" But Lindsay's tirade elicited not so much as a shrug from Jessica: "It was really uncalled for. Jessica and everyone else ignored her." Even more humiliating, says the Post, was Will Ferrell's reaction when he heard about Lindsay's tantrum. Turning to Leonardo DiCaprio, Al Gore, and Ben Affleck, Ferrell scoffed, "Who cares about that freak anymore, anyway?" eliciting laughter from the crowd. Lohan's rep said that the outburst didn't sound like Lindsay, and Biel's rep said, "Jessica is a professional." Snap.

Now tell me she wouldn't be perfect.

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