Lindsay Lohan is a Chameleon (That's a Good Thing)

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I know it's cool to dump on Lohan because she got arrested, ran over a guy's foot, almost turned Disney Land (or was it Disney World) into a the last scene from "Kids" and her career's been as good as the American Economy lately.


Me? I prefer to think on the two positives in her life: they can never take Mean Girls away from her, and she's a virtual chameleon when it comes to her look.


Check out the "In Focus" thingy. I came across a number of photos where you could honestly mistake the Troubled One as some of Hollywood's most sought-after (and some not-so-sought-after) actress. For example:


  1. #20: Almost Nicole Kidman.

  2. #26: Shannen Dohtery (before she made Tori Spelling cry).

  3. #32: C'mon...give you a hint: she shagged Austin Powers.

  4. #34: Doing her Megan Fox impression, I guess.

What to take from this (other than I suck at talking about celebrities)? I think Lohan could make a comeback by playing people as opposed to characters. She needs to do more biography-type movies where she plays the sister, daughter, girlfriend or fiance of the to-be-famous guy. It can't hurt.

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daveawayfromhome said…
I've always like Lohan, and watched with a certain sadness as she self-destructed. She's not a bad actress, and she's a serious babe, too (though I may feel this way due to the Redheaded thing).
I hope coming out of the closet helps her get her head on straight.
12:17 AM
Pryme said…
I must admit to having an affinity for the redheads myself. In her particular case, I think she had trouble going from Disney Child Star to Hollywood Babe. Then again, with actresses like Hayden Panettiere in your rearview mirror, I can't blame her for cracking.

"I hope coming out of the closet helps her get her head on straight."

The innuendo of that sentence will be studied for ages.
9:27 AM
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