Political Tennis

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So Tom DeLay (Republican form Texas and House Majority Leader) is facing a conspiracy case, right? The prosecutor is Ronnie Earle, a Democrat.

The first judge assigned to the case was accused of giving too much money to Democrats, making him (according to DeLay's lawyer) biased towards the case (never mind that DeLay's own lawyer has given as much money to Democrats).

So a new judge is chosen. Let's get the trial underway, right? Wrong.

Earle comes back: "I'm sorry, this new judge has given money to Republicans. He's biased too!"

This could go on for awhile. Grab a chair and get some popcorn.

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