My Player-By-Player Wizards Predictions

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I love the guys over at BF, and I think their predictions are reasoned, sound and logical.

In other words, they're not predictions as much as "well thought-out, educated estimates."

Predictions need to be a tad more grand and bold in scope, so I'm going to flip it and put out some predictions for each player currently on the roster:
  1. Gilbert Arenas: Will be fifth place in votes as NBA MVP.
  2. Andray Blatche: Will have an awesome December, but will not see much time afterwords.
  3. Caron Butler: Will make a bigger name for himself in the All-Star game.
  4. Javaris Crittenton: Will think out loud (read: complain to media) about playing time a bit, but have at least six spectacular outings.
  5. Paul Davis: Will not be heard of much when Jamison comes back to form.
  6. Randy Foye: Will be playing alongside Arenas more than originally planned.
  7. Brendan Haywood: Will become the 3rd best center in the Eastern Conference.
  8. Mike James: Will not be a Wizard when this season ends.
  9. Antawn Jamison: Will make the critical defensive play against Cleveland in the 2010 Playoffs.
  10. JaVale McGee: Will be the MVP of the Rookie/Second-Year Player Match-up during the All-Star Game.
  11. Dominic McGuire: Will become the team's most valuable non-scoring bench player.
  12. Mike Miller: Will be the Manu Ginobili of the team, alternating between bench and starting depending on how the team is playing offensively.
  13. Fabricio Oberto: Will be the reason the Wizards beat Boston and Orlando in the regular season.
  14. DeShawn Stevenson: Will get his revenge on LeBron James, not because he's better than James but because Jay-Z will be too preoccupied (upon hearing the Chris Brown and Rihanna engagement announcement, which he'll try to stop) to have The King's back and because Shaq will start acting like Shaq when he realizes that James is the star of the team, making the "Where Will James go After His Contract Is Up?" and the "Can These Two Guys Really Get Along?" chatter more of a distraction then Cleveland would like.
  15. Nick Young: Will have to bide his time and wait for next year to make (what Bill Simmons refers to as) The Leap.
As always with predictions: if they come true I'm a genius; if they don't I never made them.

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