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1. More proof that the only good news concerning a war is that it's over.
2. When a cigarette company markets their product to a 9-yr-old, they deserve to be sued.
3. The alternative to having your daughter where a chastity belt.
4. All this tells me is that I still have a shot.
5. The Marines are the last military barrier to repealing DADT.
6. Most meetings use gavels, not guns.