Around the Internets

1. Shorter East Texas middle school principal: "If it weren't for the black students, our test scores would be higher."
2. I'm shocked that a nut who tried to run for New York's governor seat with a baseball bat has decided not to pay his campaign staff.
3. The short answer to this question is "yes."
4. the short answer to this question is "viewers are materialistic."
   
5. With all the living Democrats Rick Santorum could have picked on, he decides instead to attack JFK.
   
6. "Boyfriend Appreciation Night?" Hopefully this will catch on...
7. They should have their own reality show.
8. I'll just say that I don't disagree with all of these...