Tulsi Gabbard Unleashed The Wu Tang Sword On Kamala Harris Last Night

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Senator Kamala Harris is one Joe Biden and one Elizabeth Warren away from being the Democratic Presidential nominee right now. Kamala Harris has the political wit of Barack Obama and the political maturity of Hillary Clinton. Kamala Harris has been able to joke about smoking weed during her time in Howard, but also make former Attorney General Jeff Sessions quake in his boots.

Kamala Harris is not someone to mess with, especially if you haven't done your homework.

Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard does her homework.

Last night in the the presences of God, Detroit, and the Multiverse, Gabbard laid Harris' record as California's District Attorney out like your grandma was setting up Sunday Dinner. Gabbard assembled the Infinity Stones of Indifference, Arrogance, Corruption, and Corporatism then snapped Harris' true self into the consciousness of everyone in earshot. Gabbard put Harris in a figure-four leg-lock and dared her to get out. She opened up the Matrix of Leadership and said, "Light Our Darkest Hour."

Harris responded pretty much the same way Tim Ryan did when Gabbard summoned the Iron Fist and punched him in the breadbox ("Assad apologist, Nyaah!").

If Gabbard's main issue wasn't ending interventionist wars, this would have been the moment that Harris stopped being relevant. But like Bernie Sanders, Tulsi Gabbard is a political pariah, so Kamala Harris is probably safe (until she has to deal with either Warren or President Trump, that is).     

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