So Imagine: Batman Returns
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Lego Is Giving Fans *All* The Batman.
As in, "every iteration you can think of." Well, those that translate well in the Lego video game world:
Reminder That the Wealthy are Petty.
As in, "send the cops into another state because I feel slighted" petty.
Robert Ebert Had Diverse Taste in Movies
The late great film critic liked films that some people have all but dismissed .
Another Potential Batman Villian...From WWII Paris
He was a doctor, then became a serial killer . That sounds so familiar .
Batman's 4-Panel, 8-Word Origin
BWO Comics Alliance . And yes, I know this was done with Superman first.
Batman Characters As High School Students
(Full-scale can be found here ) Put me in the " This Would Be Awesome " Camp, but only if they had done things like: Made Scarecrow older (him, Jim Gordon and Dr. Hugo Strange should be teachers) Replaced Barbara Gordon with Huntress or Vicky Vale (Ms. Gordon's closer to Dick Grayson's age, right? Even if she's not, she's too young to be in high school with Bruce Wayne). Bruce's rogues would had to have some kind of animosity towards him, but not outright hatred. Weren't afraid to dip into the fact that we're talking about one (relatively) sane-yet-driven teenager in a high school full of disturbed minds. Alas, this show was not meant to be. But the fucking potential is almost incalculable! In the meantime: I'm calling a T-shirt shop. (P.S.: The source of this awesomeness .)
Thank You, Internet! (The Crazy Batman Version)
(This pic isn't even part of what I'm talking about; I just like it when Batman kicks people in the face as he's declaring his friendship towards them.) I love the Internet; you always find something new! Part of me wishes that I knew about I-Mockery before, but you know, sometimes it's better to find a site after it's posted a few things and you can play in the archive. Otherwise, I'd have to wait in order to get one man's chronicled record of the journey to madness that is commonly known as "All Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder": If you like comics and snark, and you haven't seen this before, and you need some laughter in your life, allow me to present: " All Suck Batman and Robin " " Frank Miller is Still Insane " " Frank Miller Spiraling Out of Control " Trust me: even if you've never read this particular comic, if you know Batman and are familiar with Miller's work (Sin City, 300) you'll really...
Sweet Baby Jesus Part 4: The Dark Knight Version
Comics Alliance caught another racist protest: apparently Batman shouldn't be recruiting Muslims for his franchise .
