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Holyfield to fight again .

LITTLE KID: So how did your brother die again, grandpa? GRANDPA: Well, kiddo; it all started with this homemade roller coaster ...

Bostocalypse is put on hold . After all the various animated movies Disney has made, to ask a question like this is almost laughable. If this is true , than Homeland Security isn't as congealled as the Bush Administration made it out to be. About damn time . I could say something like, "That's no way to Finnish your shopping," but that would be wrong .

...connect with old friends, form social groups, taunt the British police ...wait; what?

And here we go ... While Obama takes a swipe at the security setup, here's a look at the suspect's British excursions . Colin Farrell: Good Guy ? Full Moon on New Year's Eve (is this really news?) The Real World D.C. (sigh) Shorter Yemen government: We Got This .

Two more examples of why today's moderate conservatives need to be pitied and not listened to: Pop culture references are like foreign languages to them . Suicide bombers on American soil show the federal government's incompetence only when a Democrat is president .

" Players are not permitted to make trade requests publicly and are responsible for public statements relating to them made by their representatives ." So noted.

... but no cigar . Iran may see a lot more of this . I'll believe it when i hear it . As if Obama needed something else to worry about . And no doubt about it: there was/is a reason to worry . Hints of her mother . She was too old for him anyway .

Holy Crap, Charlie Sheen .

Can't say I'm this big of a LOST fan. Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition . Santa Claus , Cracked.com-style. Presidential Cats . New Karate Kid movie .