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Please Hammer Anderson Cooper; don't hurt 'em .

Because they wouldn't allow him to be honest enough to Republicans to tell them that they need to drop Sarah Palin like a bad habit .

For most jobs, this is known as "and other duties as required." Terrorists in Disguise . Creating a new generation of working poor. R.I.P., Leslie Nielsen . Shorter Rep. King : Because Wikileaks is exposing the dark underbelly of American government (you know, the thing the Tea Party claims to hate) we should just label them a terrorist organization . This explains why I couldn't get a connection yesterday . Can't wait for that Comcast/NBC merger! Say what you will about Kim Kardashian, the lady can pick some causes .

Flight Attendants were prefer you to act like a mature adult when flying . Judging by all the pastries , Ms. Cyrus might not be able to wear that outfit again. Better than stripping, I guess. Eva Longoria isn't exactly innocent . Ex-NFL wife doesn't buy Steve Harvey's relationship philosophy . Uncanny Valley, here we come .

No other way to describe it, really .

Me neither.

It's not who you think .

What makes this story special is that drugs and Kilpatrick's wife were involved . Sheesh.

After his first two years, Ronald Reagan was at 35%. As seen here , here , and here .

( pic via ) Superhero Action Twitter Role Playing . No, that's not Jamie Kennedy's blond twin sister . Disney Princess + Star Wars Sith Lord = This . There's hope for me yet . What is read cannot be unread . DC is bringing back Doomsday . The best and worst Mega Man weapons (although Top Spin is up for debate ; serious debate ). P. Diddy won't always help your career .