Bad is the New Good

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If you are the US President during wartime, apparently you just can't lose. Every military incident is a boon for you, a blessing in disguise if you will. You don't even have to worry about getting controversal people appointed and confirmed to your Administration because things are too crazy to have a rationale debate.

This also means that Iraq, which was once considered a place of sectarian violence, is now officially a place of civil war...but that's progress "because it means it’s no longer a war against us."

This is actually two birds with one stone: another blessing in disguise and another reason we went to Iraq: to start a civil war there that would distract the vicious terrorists!

But wait, there's more: the bad is so good another reason for being in Iraq was revealed: to prevent WWIII.

So you got that? Bad news means Bush is doing great on the GWOT, just like good news. And the bad news is making the world kooky, so the best thing to do is to make sure the President gets everybody he wants to joing his team...in order to ensure things stay the same. Because we went to Iraq to accomplish a clear mission: find Saddam's WMDs, fight terrorists, free the people of Iraq, spread democracy, keep oil prices low, distract the terrorists, and stop WWIII from taking place in our generation.

I guess the polls must not understand this simple logic.

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