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- Mitt Romney wins in Michigan, partially by using John McCain's "Straight Talk" gimmick against him.
- LeBron James scores half of his mph, beats Memphis.
- Cool: Christian Bale and Johnny Depp to star in a crime drama.
- President Bush begs Saudi Arabia to lower oil prices.
- Eva Longoria (Parker) doesn't think it's Jessica Simpson's fault the Dallas Cowboys caved.
- House Judiciary Committee Chair John Conyers thinks that a special prosecutor should be looking over that whole "destroyed CIA water boarding tapes" thing.
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