That Didn't Take Long

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According to Rush Limbaugh, the reason Mark Sanford had an affair with an Argentinian woman was because of Barack Obama's policies:

"This is almost like, 'I don't give a damn, the country's going to Hell in a handbasket, I just want out of here,'" said Limbaugh. "He had just tried to fight the stimulus money coming to South Carolina. He didn't want any part of it. He lost the battle. He said, 'What the Hell. I mean, I'm -- the federal government's taking over -- what the Hell, I want to enjoy life.'"


Funny; the emails between Sanford and his lover tell a different story.

Comments

daveawayfromhome said…
Wow, seriously? Is that the best he can do? Limbaugh's losing it, man. He could have blamed it on NAFTA, which everyone knows Republicans hate (if they dont own the companies benefitting from it). Or better yet, he could have blamed it on immigration. No, it's not really immigration (more like outsourcing), but since when has Limbaugh ever worried about accuracy? Besides, the rubes, rednecks and bigots'd eat it up.
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