Around The Internets

1. The Avengers movie wisely chose not to go into how horny Hawkeye is.
2. Just because Paul Ryan likes the writings of an abortion-loving atheist doesn't mean he supports her politics (or maybe he just didn't know her politics).
3. Lego Guns; as in, "a gun made out of Legos."
4. When does the Bible say life begins? 
5. Finally; hockey games I can watch.
6. To paraphrase Will Ferrell in Land of the Lost: That's a bitch-slap of truth right there.