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Now that Miers is gone, many think the President will nominate a hard-nosed conservative to throw to his base (and hopefully improve his poll numbers).

I say Bush should do the opposite. Pick someone worse than Miers to show those republican critics how right he was!

"But who," you ask? Well:

1. Failed Dot-Commers: They need the work, they're used to big failures, and they have even less judicial experience.

2. Harvey Birdman: It shows that Bush is reaching out to Animated-Americans, and Harvey has won a case or two.

3. Florida Governor "Jeb" Bush: He's not doing so hot in Florida. Help a brother out.

4. Former Senator Bob Dole: We all know how he feels about abortion, so you got that covered.

5. Stephen Johnson, EPA: It's not like he's really done anything. Really.

6. Karen Hughes: This shows that there's even worse cheerleaders than Miers.

C'mon, now. It's not like the President wanted a fight anyway, right? His image is at stake.

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