Next up to Bat
Now that Miers is gone, many think the President will nominate a hard-nosed conservative to throw to his base (and hopefully improve his poll numbers).
I say Bush should do the opposite. Pick someone worse than Miers to show those republican critics how right he was!
"But who," you ask? Well:
1. Failed Dot-Commers: They need the work, they're used to big failures, and they have even less judicial experience.
2. Harvey Birdman: It shows that Bush is reaching out to Animated-Americans, and Harvey has won a case or two.
3. Florida Governor "Jeb" Bush: He's not doing so hot in Florida. Help a brother out.
4. Former Senator Bob Dole: We all know how he feels about abortion, so you got that covered.
5. Stephen Johnson, EPA: It's not like he's really done anything. Really.
6. Karen Hughes: This shows that there's even worse cheerleaders than Miers.
C'mon, now. It's not like the President wanted a fight anyway, right? His image is at stake.
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