60 Seconds of Craziness: November 2006

By Chosen One

A new month, more craziness! Let's get it on.....


-In Church-


Why is it when the pastor's preaching and a part of his sermons hits home, people say "well"? Well that?


Why are women allowed to wear hats in the building and men are not?


-Music Industry-


Why are so many ATL rappers named "Young" something all of a sudden? It would seem since Jay-Z started calling himself that EVERYBODY wants to call themselves "Young". He made that popular like he made platinum popular. Somebody, cut this man a check!


-At work-


Customers stalk me like that hideous guy stalks women at the club and follows them around trying to grab their hand. Speaking of clubs...


-In the Club-


Why do men always grab a woman's hands as she walks by? When has that EVER worked???


-Everyday Life-


Why is a fire hose called that? Is it supposed to spray water or shoot out fire?


How is it that a woman can beat the holy hell out of a guy, but he can't touch her for ANY reason???


-Cars-


Why do foreign-made cars usually have serial numbers for names? Like BMW's (Black Man's Wish) 7 series for example. Or the lexus GS300, or LS450? Why not just give them names that emphasize their quickness (or their outrageous price tags)? I've got it! The BMW "It's SOOO expensive, YOUR black ass will NEVER be able to afford it" series! Whatcha think, people??


-My Final Thought-


This next thing is a bit off the wall, but I had it on my mind, so here it goes. I've learned something (from a movie), and from all movies (Madea's Family Reunion). In it, Madea says "If someone wants to exit your life, let them". This couldn't be truer than right now in my life. More on this in a future blog. Be easy, all :)

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