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Bad news for the big & tall . The TSA is still taking advantage of their body scan authority . The Orioles make other team's players better . NBC is complicit in the Donald drama . Two Brits were married this morning . Tornado fallout . Too black for the club .

Eh... they could have done worse .

More over at DU .

So the (Republican) President can order a person's testicles to be crushed, but he (as a Democrat) can't force political donors to reveal themselves ?

The Congressional Black Caucus backs the plan .

“It’s an opportunity we are going to take,” Ms. Zanella said in a telephone interview from Dallas . “ It’s better than being in the shadows .” "We lost the leader of our family," said her son Dicky Eklund , who was portrayed by Christian Bale in the film. "She was a great woman, a strong woman. She taught us all what it means to be strong because she never gave up on any of us ," he added. " An awful, terrible, disturbing and deadly day of tornadoes unfolded on Wednesday, April 27, 2011 with more than 100 reported tornadoes striking several states in the South and even a few areas in the Mid-Atlantic," the Weather Channel said . "We maintain his innocence, and now the fight begins ," Bolden said . “Even though it will be sad to say goodbye to House of Payne , I’m really looking forward to exploring new territory with For Better or Worse ,” Tyler Perry said in a statement . “ Working on House of Payne taught me a lot about what it t...

Via Democratic Underground: Lawrence O'Donnell asks Orly Taitz about Obama's birth certificate release, she tries to talk about Obama's social security number, Lawrence kicks her ass off . Cenk Uygar asks Joseph Farah if he's satisfied now; Farah says no because "the government" released the document and Obama's father was not a US citizen, Cenk puts him on the crazy train . I hate to say this, but on top of the blatant racism of pressuring a black man to prove his legitimacy in this day an age, this modern day racist witch hunt has, for one day, allowed the MSNBC haters to compare O'Donnell to (serial mic-cutter) Bill O'Reilly and Uygar to (Mr. If-You-Don't-Agree-With-Me-You-Suck) Sean Hannity. I will not be surprised to see any "Both sides do it!" posts over the next few days. Again, it's neither of these guys' fault, but you can't engage crazy without consequences to your own image and/or well-being. I hope that Cenk an...

... spoilers . But he also fights a power-mad Lex Luthor .

Of course . Next, he'll want proof that Obama campaigned for president in 2008. I mean, it was soooo long ago!

( Via a Daily Kos Diary ) Paul Krugman endorses the CPC Budget.

...but instead of fighting it out based on the issues and political differences, they've decided to just derail any chances the Democrats have at getting new voters (the union-busting things was the first step, apparently): Visit msnbc.com for breaking news , world news , and news about the economy

Good info .

You don't say . Also: MORE .

Both a power move and a potential conflict of criticism for Republicans . Impressive. Massachusetts Democrats vote to reduce union bargaining rights (again with the "budget sacrifices"). Read that sentence again. President Obama was born in the United States of America . Soak it in . The Lakers step up , the Bulls stomp , and the Heat choke .

People should listen Donald Trump because he symbolizes an appealing socio-economic demographic that he was personally never part of .

... what's apparently going on in Mexico right now : TAPACHULA, Mexico (AFP) – Locals call them "merchandise" and that is how criminal gangs treat the Central American youths they force into prostitution near Mexico's southern border with Guatemala. Victims recount being tricked into making the dangerous journey across Central America in the hope of a better life before being stopped en route in southern Mexico and forced to work for nothing. The Honduran consul in Mexico's southern Chiapas state, Patricia Villamil, alerted local authorities to several cases when she took on her job last November. When they failed to respond, she spoke out. "They bring women from Honduras, preferably under 18," said Villamil, who has already recorded a dozen cases of minors between 14 and 17 years old being forced into prostitution. "They steal their innocence. They hit them, mistreat th...

Which is strange , considering she spent so much time hanging around four pizza-loving turtles. And I don't care what anyone says; the line of toys were geared toward little boys, so Ms. O'Neil's..."evolution" as it were should have raised some eyebrows. What if Hasbro had decided that the Baroness needed to be a D-cup?

Rihanna wastes UNICEF's time ...and money. Like Cujo, only he had help . Ford tough . Interesting comments from a guy known for crying a lot. Arkansas gets hit hard .

Lawrence O'Donnell highlighted the CPC Budget last night: Visit msnbc.com for breaking news , world news , and news about the economy

" The oil market remains fraught with uncertainty ," the Vienna-based analysts said . "Most of it is related to possibilities in the future, including the developments in all the geopolitical hotspots, the inflation threat and its impact on the economy," as well as a possible decrease in demand due to high prices. ''Jamal is playing with unbelievable confidence. Everything he throws up, he knows it's going in,'' Van Gundy said . '' We're at the opposite end of the spectrum . We have a lot of guys throwing it up, and they have no idea if it's going in.'' "This is a very difficult time for Brandon and family, thankfully he will make a full recovery ," Marshall's agent, Kennard McGuire, said in a statement . “I’m enjoying this because it’s been a rough year,” O’Neal said after yesterday’s series-clinching 101-89 win . “It’s been a rough year for me personally, and it was good to get out there and feel...

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The question is, "Why is Rick Perry calling for a 'three day of prayer' for rain ?" I have one of my own: why doesn't Perry call for a prayer for fiscal salvation?

Wow .

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In Freak Accident, 34 Katherine Heigl Films Released At Once Fox Studios find their balls . The Geek Zodiac ! The New Yorker makes a " change ." Too awesome not to share . Rupert Murdoch's in some trouble . SNL's version of "Fox and Friends." Mitt Romney really is the GOP's John Kerry . Civil War photos revealed . Sasha Grey disappoints all of her fans (who can't access old clips on free adult sites). WTH, Trinidad ? Characterizing the powers .

The world's oldest man ( who had a simple-yet-awesome life philosophy ) was 114.

Facts that trolls don't know and their masters won't allow them to see: National Debt Increased by 75% under Bush: 2001 - $5.871 trillion 2008 - $10.640 trillion National Debt Increased 25% Under Obama: Jan 31st 2009 = $10.569-Tr­­­­­­­­­­­­­­i­l­l­i­­o­­n Jan 31st 2011 = $14.131-Tr­­­­­­­­­­­­­­i­l­l­i­­o­­n But of the $3.56-tril­­­­­­­­­­­­­­l­i­o­n increase, 98% was carry over from Bush programs: Bush: $910-billi­­­­­­­­­­­­­­o­n = Interest on Debt 2009/2011 Bush: $360-billi­­­­­­­­­­­­­­o­n = Iraq War Spending 2009/2011 Bush: $319-billi­­­­­­­­­­­­­­o­n = TARP/Bailo­­­­­­­­­­­­­­u­t Balance from 2008 (as of May 2010) Bush: $419-billi­­­­­­­­­­­­­­o­n = Bush Recession Caused Drop in taxes Bush: $190-billi­­­­­­­­­­­­­­o­n = Bush Medicare Drug Program 2009/2011 Bush: $211-billi­­­­­­­­­­­­­­o­n = Bush Meicare Part-D 2009/2011 Bush: $771-billi­­­­­­­­­­­­­­o­n = Bush Tax Cuts 2009/2011 Bush's contributi­­­­­­­­­­­­­­o­n­s­: 2001 to 2008: $4.769-tri­­­­­­­­­­­­­­l­l­i­o­­n ...

Heh.

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Make no mistake: they saved his ass , and financially-speaking, the country as well. The Tea Party Caucus is cooling off of him, Eric Cantor is eying his job, and if he keeps playing to his base he'll be going the way of Bill Frist. (If you just said, "Who's Bill Frist?" that's the point.)

Of course he does .

They give President Obama (conflicting and confusing) advice than chide him for (somewhat) heeding it . FYI: the crux of what Obama's proposing is here .

Suckas .

Here was his response on dealing with the debt ceiling : “In order to get my vote for raising the debt ceiling, we would need to do something significant about the deficit and let me define what I would view as significant: something that the markets would view as significant, something the American people would view as significant, something foreign countries would view as significant. Obviously that means no window dressing, no blue smoke and mirrors – something real, something measurable, that clearly will begin to reduce our debt.” Funny how when the issue are about laws the GOP could care less about what "foreign countries" think. Also funny that now the banks (aka Wall Street) have been bailed out -over the objection of the American People- he suddenly wants to hear what they have to say. When did Foreign Countries = Wall Street = American People? (Of course, we all know GOP support for raising the ceiling ended with the election of President Obama )

Someone please tell Donald Trump, Sarah Palin and others that the "Obama birth certificate" issue has been settled . One More Thing: According to the Constitution , No person except a natural born citizen, or a citizen of the United States, at the time of the adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the office of President; neither shall any person be eligible to that office who shall not have attained to the age of thirty five years, and been fourteen Years a resident within the United States. - meaning, that as a citizen of the United States Obama was and still is eligible.

Catwoman vs Green Arrow : the real life consequences version. Andrew Bynum is hurt again ? Jesus. Black women do not want to hear this story . Only in America: employees at a place called "Camp Good News" have been accused of sexual assault .

I did a Google search this morning, and who's been talking about the CPC Budget? The Hill . The Washington Examiner . SustainableBusiness.com . Reuters . UPDATE : The CPC is now on Daily Kos .

An update from the previous entry : Oliver Willis highlights the CPC Budget, and reminds us that it all be for naught if they don't push this thing. Update : Cenk Uygur also mentioned the Budget on his TV show, but I haven't found a link yet ( it doesn't help that MSNBC does not have his show on their official programs schedule ). He said it was the best option out there, but also talked a little bit about the (lack of) PR effort.

This story makes President Obama looks like a progressive budget savior... ... while this one makes him look like a pragmatic sell-out. And here's the Paul Ryan Budget in all of its glory.

" One step at a time ." " Any kind of bar on observance of the veil means a lack of freedom and rights of Muslim women ." " What we are bringing to the world is the best archaeological argument ever made that two of the nails from the crucifixion of Jesus have been found." "The point of the project is not that pigeons perceive faces just as we do or that people do not have specialized processes for face perception. Rather, the point is that both specialized and general processes are likely to be involved in peoples' recognition of faces and that the contributions of each should be carefully determined empirically ."

Who is pushing the Congressional Progressive Caucus' Budget? I want to know; in theory the progressive/liberal blogs/websites and the left-leaning TV and radio programs should be on board. After all, if they don't push this plan, the mainstream media will have not alternative to uber-deficit hypocrite Paul Ryan's Conservative Wet Dream Budget. On 4/11/11, we have Crooks & Liars making a mention . Good Start; let's hope they keep talking this up.

For those who complain that Obama didn't fight hard enough on last week's budget shutdown showdown, let's talk about two things: This was a lose-lose situation for Obama PR-wise. If he didn't put out and push for his own plan, then he's not leading. If he did put and and push for his own plan, he'd be attacked as being unrealistic. Again: votes aside, Obama just doesn't have the press and media behind him to the same degree the GOP does , and that gives him another obstacle (especially in regards to gaining the support of the independent voters). And now that Obama has put together a plan and begun to promote it a little , what has happened? The "media" is claiming that he's targeting the poor rich people . The Congressional Progressive Caucus - the only group in Congress that can be called liberal at this point - has put out their own budget . Keep in mind that this was done on April 6, 2011, as in, "right in the middle of this mess....

Expect more stories like this if abortion is ever banned : A 17-year-old is in custody, after allegedly stabbing a girl repeatedly when she told him that she was pregnant. Cortae Diaz Kelly , a student at Ypsilanti High School in Michigan, is accused of stabbing the girl in a nearby wooded area. The girl is now in intensive care, after getting surgery at St. Joseph Mercy Hospital. County Assistant Prosecutor Arianne Slay is saying that Kelly stabbed the girl 12 times in her head, back and hands. She played dead to get him to stop the attack. She also says that Kelly confessed to trying to kill her. He is being charged with assault with intent to murder and being held on a $1 million bond. The girl was found on the trail by a passerby, who then called 911. Kelly allegedly told police that he not only intended to kill the girl, but that he thought she was dead. "I am extremely concerned about the danger to the community," Magistrate Thomas Truesdell said before ordering t...

How will Paul Ryan's budget help this demographic ?

John Legend chimes in on Donald Trump. The bad guy for the new Superman movie is... not Lex Luthor . Japan's still dealing with that nuclear thing . Brittany Spears + Nicki Minaj = ?

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I agree with him in that some people forgot that the 2010 midterm election gave the GOP the House of Representatives, and there were consequences for that . One of those consequences was this wacky week of an almost shutdown. As one Democratic Congressman put it: the GOP controls one third of the government right now, and that fact can't be ignored. And yes, the Democrats are afraid that if they stall and obstruct like the GOP did they'll loose more seats in Congress and maybe even the White House. Why? Because honestly, whatever goes on in DC is viewed through a conservative prism. As much as liberals and progressives complain about the wishy-washiness of the Democrats ( and they have conceded things they didn't need to ) the fact is the media has been and will continue to spin it as if the GOP deserves a voice and the benefit of the doubt. Which considering that the GOP is responsible for much of our current financial and economical problems is amazing. That being said, a...

The actor taping of a conversation with an annoying reporter that turns out to play a major role in the "Rupert Murdoch British newspapers are hacking phones" story.

Glad you asked : But wait; there's more ! Fun facts that you should have heard elsewhere but probably haven't: Federal funding of Planned Parenthood was started by President Richard Nixon with the support of Congressman George H.W. Bush. The rumor is that they were once considered Republicans. Conservatives supported it because contraception kept women from having more babies and kept them all off welfare. An ounce of prevention, you know. But that's when "conservative" didn't simply mean "bugnuts." History is awesome. Yes, Rude; yes it is.

No . They tried twice to separate troop funding from the rest of the budget proposal, and both time the GOP rejected that option .

Here's a Good Samaritan-like story about a women publicly scamming an old guy out of his house . The reader is supposed to answer the question, "Would you intervene?" but I think the better question is, "Would you or any old person you know fall victim to such a scam?" I like the second question because the "intervene" question can be applied to any scenario where one person is taking advantage of another: a mugging, a kidnapping, a murder. Hell, it could be an overheard conversation about someone admitting that they're having an affair. Is the "the old man is gonna get tricked out of his house" scam any dire?

Trans-Ocean is not a person, they do not have hearts they have profits, and Trans Ocean is not a human so they can not be expected to have human decency. -- Rachel Maddow , on Trans-Ocean's decision to give their executives bonuses.

Bill Cosby calls out Donald Trump . Two movies where girls kick ass, but one is a comedy and the other... isn't . Stay classy, Mississippi . One last chance to keep the government open. The dangerous life of a firefighter . New Jersey Governor attacks teachers .

OK; about a month ago in Wisconsin the Democrats there basically said, "We'll concede on some of the financial/budget stuff we originally didn't want to, but at least let the unions keep their ability to bargain." The GOP in Wisconsin, who are basically in charge, said, "No." It was then we learned that what started as a "budget crisis" was really about political ideology. Fast forward to now: In the US Congress, Democrats in the House of Representatives and in the Senate are saying to the GOP (who control the House but not the Senate), "We'll agree to cuts in a dollar amount closer to what you want than what we want, but take out these extra amendments regarding abortion and the environment." The GOP leadership has gone on record as saying, "No." We now see that the GOP in the US Congress, like in Wisconsin, are using the scenario of a "budget crisis" to push a political ideology. Personally, I have no problem wit...

Of course, there were only a few people who thought such a transition was doomed .

Specifically the Tea Party , who (at one point) cast themselves as being some kind of pseudo-conservative populist group. At least before they started to back a budget bill that would end Medicare.

I guess this answers my earlier question .

Hyper, violent 8-year-old gets pepper sprayed by cops . Like the movie "Hostel," only they just want rich people's money . Accused child-abusing camp counselor commits suicide . Super bugs (bacteria) is kicking Europe's ass . Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt . Nothing like those basketball moms .

Just another casualty of this joke of a "budget": a hold-off on tax refunds . Little known fact: the IRS is still recovering from previous budget-based attacks on them:

Awesome .

A belated April Fool's Day prank gone wrong.

Stay classy, Sen. Inhofe .

I mean, look at this thing: Oh yeah. The IRS is really out there, with hunting rifles and hound-dogs, looking for those sympathetic rich people. Maybe it's because some of them have decided not to to pay taxes? ( H/t to MMFA )

Which is like Batman and Wolverine teaming up to take on Mrs. Carmody . From JP (Note: by Mike Flannigan, but it's on JP's site, so...): This is a typical reaction from evangelical, knuckle-dragging, post-apocalyptic yahoos who have delusions of speaking for all Christianity (the Youtube video of the Quran's burning earned a whopping 1500 views and the attitude of other parishes in Florida was to ignore it). But we can't afford to ignore or laugh off the End of Days dickheads on account of one thing: The mainstream media. The MSM had, starting with Sean Hannity and Fox "News", and continuing with the NY Times , the LA Times and a whole host of major media outlets, turned this smalltime asshole whose congregation makes Fred Phelps' at Westboro Baptist Church in Kansas look like the Roman Catholic Church in comparison, into a rock star for every mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging Islamophobe in Sarah Palin's "Real America." The ...

Rep. Mike Pence (R-Indiana) on MSNBC recently : "Well, look, I think that really is, Contessa -- I think that really is the important question. I think if liberals in the Senate are unwilling to embrace even this modest step toward fiscal discipline in Washington, D.C., then I say shut it down," Pence said. "You know, look, I think the American people sent this historic new majority to Congress to see the change in this direction." They make it so easy, don't they?

Americans like unions . Some winning to balance the initial losing . If any radioactive creatures come out of Japan's waters, we'll know why . Well, if you burn a religion's holy book, I can't blame those people for getting a little pissed . The irony here is that the amount of cash that is his campaign goal (plus that of his inevitable opponent) would go along way towards helping the economy. His platform should be, "I'm gonna give 90% of this cash back to the people so they can pay some bills." Today on "Protests We Need To Keep an Eye On": Yemen ! We fought the sea and the sea won . Shaq comes back from an injury just in time to injure himself . Meet Ai Weiwei ...while he's still around.

( pic via ) Another reason to like Stan Lee . The new Jim Crow ? There are some serious issues that comics just can't cover correctly . Stephen King's "The Stand" is a comic now ? Cool. Yet another reason Republicans and conservatives don't wont Elizabeth Warren to have anything resembling the phrase "political power." The ten most segregated urban areas in the US . Can't argue with Rude here . I would say that the solution to this is healthier food at church functions.

First, the Good News : Nonfarm payrolls rose 216,000 last month, the largest increase since May, the Labor Department said on Friday. January and February employment figures were revised to show 7,000 more jobs than previously reported. The strong job gains come amid indications the economy suffered a minor setback early in the year as bad weather and rising energy prices dampened activity. "All the evidence is pointing to a strengthening labor market," said Bill Cheney, chief economist at John Hancock Financial Services in Boston. Now, the Not-So-Good News (granted, this was written two days ago): Consumers are 70 percent of the American economy, and consumer confidence is plummeting. It’s weaker today on average than at the lowest point of the Great Recession. The Reuters/University of Michigan survey shows a 10 point decline in March – the tenth largest drop on record. Part of that drop is attributable to rising fuel and food prices. A separate Conference Bo...

"She was excited and positive but at the same time, serene," said Scharrett, who befriended Rothwell at a group meditation on the beach . "She was telling me how she was looking forward to the change in her life. Leaving Dave and graduating from the police academy." “It’s almost rocket science to make sure that your storage rooms have healthy food in them,’’ Revere’s superintendent, Paul Dakin, said after yesterday’s call . “My argument is if it says it can be used for three more months, then let’s label it as such. Let’s clear it up and stop messing around with semantics here. Don’t give us an expires on January 2011, but it’s good until July 2011. That’s ridiculous.’’ "We were fairly confident that she would come out and she did," Breheny said . “What the opposition needs as much as anything right now is some training, some command and control, and some organization,” Mr. Gates told members of the House Armed Services Committee in a morning ses...