Blonde Ambition
It's what Rick Santorum feared:
The park employees are trying to turn Sibu back to orangutans, but no word on if they're going to tattoo the females to raise his interest.
AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - Sibu the Orangutan has miffed his Dutch keepers by refusing to mate with females and showing sexual interest only in tattooed human blondes.
Apenheul Primate Park hoped Sibu would become its breeding male when he arrived two years ago, but orangutans aren't his type.
"He chases them, or ignores them, but he doesn't do what he should do," said a spokeswoman for the park.
Instead, Sibu fancies his female keepers, especially blondes. That, the spokeswoman said, was common for orangutans but Sibu has a fetish for tattoos, harking back to a heavily tattooed keeper who reared him.
The park employees are trying to turn Sibu back to orangutans, but no word on if they're going to tattoo the females to raise his interest.
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