I Got Yer "Sigh" Right Here...

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Dave, I know this hurts, but you have to consider that anyone willing to do this should have no problem paying for a 911 emergency (especially if they have a big family):

VILLE PLATTE, La. - A Louisiana woman has pleaded guilty to selling two children for a cockatoo and $175 in what her attorney called an attempt to do a good thing that went wrong.

"It was a really clumsy attempt at an adoption proceeding," said Steve Sikich, attorney for Donna Louise Greenwell of Pitkin. "She was trying to help the children and get them situated."

[SNIP]

Investigators said she called Paul J. Romero, 46, and Brandy Lynn Romero, 27, of Evangeline Parish early last year after seeing a flyer they posted offering a cockatoo for sale, and offered to deliver the children for about $2,000. When the Romeros said they could not afford that, a deal was stuck for the bird, valued at $1,500, plus cash.

Greenwell had custody of the children for more than a year before meeting the Romeros, Sikich said. Her lawyers have maintained she was just trying to find a better home for them.


Sure she was.

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daveawayfromhome said…
I'm afraid that I couldnt do that, since my contract with the gypsies gives them right of first refusal for my children at far below market rates (though they do throw in a free curse upon anyone I choose).
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