The Onion Writers Know Their Stuff

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Who knew that these guys would be so clairvoyant? The key mistake, though, was it was Rove who got all emotional:

Karl Rove was nearly overcome with emotion Friday as colleagues privately paid tribute to the political adviser as he leaves the White House, senior officials say.


Thinking about it again, I guess Bush really wouldn't be chasing Rove's car...he's too busy trying to cement his legacy and avoid impeachment.

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