You've Got To Be Joking...

I was checking out this story about Bob Allen, (a guy who works for John McCain's presidential campaign) who apparently was soliciting sex in a park bathroom.

Well, Democratic Underground did some snooping, and found out Allen's side of the story:

State Rep. Bob Allen told police he was just playing along when a undercover officer suggested in a public restroom that the legislator give him oral sex and $20 because he was intimidated, according to a taped statement and other documents released Thursday.

"I certainly wasn't there to have sex with anybody and certainly wasn't there to exchange money for it," said Allen, R-Merritt Island, who was arrested on charges of soliciting prostitution."This was a pretty stocky black guy, and there was nothing but other black guys around in the park,"

Allen, who is white, told police in a taped statement after his arrest. Allen said he feared he "was about to be a statistic" and would have said anything just to get away.

Sounds like Allen took his alibi from the Crude Joke File. Stop me if you heard this one:

A small white guy goes into an elevator and notices this huge black dude standing next to him.

The big guy looks down upon the small white guy and says, "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Ben Dover." The small white guy faints!!

The big guy picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks him, "What's wrong?"

The small guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you say?"

The big looks down and says, "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Ben Dover."

The small white guy says, "Thank god! The first time I thought you had said 'Bend Over! '"

I'm sure the next excuse a hypocritical Republican will give will have something to do with "getting to the other side" or maybe "screwing in a light bulb." And for the record, this makes Allen both racist and stupid.