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Presidential contenders John McCain and Barack Obama are running in a statistical dead heat in Arizona, according to two surveys released Monday, a troubling development for the home-state senator.

And a third survey scheduled for release today will offer a similar assessment.

This is how the numbers stacked up:

A poll conducted for Project New West, a Democratic advocacy group, had McCain ahead by 4 percentage points, with a margin of error of 4 points for each candidate.

The survey of 600 likely voters was conducted Thursday and Friday by Myers Research & Strategic Services of Springfield, Va., and Grove Insight of Portland, Ore.

A survey conducted by the independent polling firm Rasmussen Reports had McCain up by 5 percentage points, with a margin of error of 4.5 points for each candidate.

The poll of 500 likely voters was done Sunday, according to Rasmussen of Vienna, Va.

A poll conducted by Arizona State University/KAET-TV 8 and set for release today will also project the race as a tossup. "It's dead even in Arizona, which is consistent with the other two polls," ASU/KAET research director Bruce Merrill said Monday.


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...and yes; I know that Al Gore lost his own state in 2000. That makes this news all the more ominous.

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