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1. Barack Obama vs John McCain = Obi-Wan Kenobi vs General Grievous.


2. Doug Duncan leaves the University of Maryland.


3. So much for the bailout.


4. The words "teacher" and "porn" should never be in the same news headline, unless it's "TEACHER UNRAVELS PORN RING".


5. General Petraeus is leaning towards Obama with his concerns over Afghanistan and Pakistan.