Future Blogging: "Obama's Choice of Dog Is Hint Of Kennedy-Style Government!"

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Thanks to the wonders of "Pre-Blog" (think "precrime") we've been able to anticipate the next nonsensical online rant/blog/Twitter from neo-conservatives who are too busy crying about not being in power to actually do something to help the GOP.

You see:

The whole world, it seems, wants to know: What kind of dog are the Obamas getting and, for goodness sake, when?

Speaking to PEOPLE at the White House recently, Michelle Obama leaned in and confided: "You're getting some scoops here."

So, when? In April, Mrs. Obama says – after she and the President take daughters Malia, 10, and Sasha, 7, on a vacation for spring break.

[snip]

And what kind of dog will soon be frolicking on the South Lawn? Mrs. Obama says the family is looking for a rescue Portuguese water dog who is "old enough" and a "match" for the family dynamic.



Where does the afore-mentioned Kennedy connection come in? Glad you asked:

"Temperamentally they're supposed to be pretty good," she says of the breed that Sen. Ted Kennedy has also lobbied for (he has two Water dogs of his own). "From the size perspective, they're sort of middle of the road – it's not small, but it's not a huge dog. And the folks that we know who own them have raved about them. So that's where we're leaning."


DUN, DUN, DUN.

Obviously, this dog is a sleeper agent who will allow the Kennedys to control Barack Obama, ala Son of Sam...only his victims will be PEOPLE WHO HATE TAXES AND BIG GOVERNMENT! AIEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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Anonymous said…
The Portuguese Water Dog makes wonderful pets, and their curly hairs are so handsome. A good choice for the Obama family, now some questions remain: male or female, how will they call it?
10:56 AM
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