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1. Palin's pookie is preggars.
2. New Orleans dodges a bullet.
3. Alberto Gonzales "mishandled classified data," which would have warranted outright impeachment and calls for lawsuits and disbarring if he was a Democrat.
4. Gotta love news headlines: "Stressed mothers may raise fat children."
5. R.I.P., Don LaFontaine.